In a stirring development, a Colombian military tribunal has punished a "bad apple" whose actions in 1997 and 1998 besmirched the good name of the Colombian armed forces. Colonel Hernán Orozco was sentenced to 38 months in prison for trying to stop local paramilitaries' civilian massacre.
Today, fabulous opportunities for girls and women abound, and nowhere more so than in the World Wrestling Federation. Consider Mandy and Victoria, two young actresses who broke into the WWF playing no-name "ho's" in the Godfather's stable...
Conceived by entertainer and clothing mogul Kathie Lee Gifford, the DeKathieLee showcases the speed, dexterity, reflexes and stamina of the young ladies of the developing world who assemble our fashion and athletic apparel. Honduran Lucia Gonzales is favored to win the grueling "Race to the bottom."
The president of People for the Ethical Treatment of Lefthanders urged President Clinton to go to bat for lefties, who are locked out of second base, shortstop, third base, and catcher by Major League Baseball tradition.
The Women's National Basketball Association has broken new ground in Y2K. Players in the men's pro leagues must wait till they retire before doing alcohol ads, but WNBA all-star Lisa Leslie just teamed up with Bud Light to end that tradition, and to overcome a grave social injustice -- the fact that no demographic consumes alcohol LESS than black women.
Weeks of speculation and rumor have given way to fact, as Laura Kimberly Finwood confirmed today that she has acquired Dennis Mark Hans. The official merger date is August 26, pending FTC (Father Timothy Carney) approval.
"During the 1999 American League Championship Series on Fox Bud and Bud Light seemed to be the focus throughout the game. But the game also featured a 'anti-drug' ad. The audience, knows not to think of any form of alcohol when it hears the word 'drug.' Never mind that this particular audience desperately needs reminding that beer is an addictive drug."