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Posted on: Dec 24, 2009, Source: Sadly, No!

We ranked 'em.

Posted on: Aug 14, 2009, Source: Sadly, No!

No! But now we can't beat the surrender monkeys of Old Europe?

Posted on: Jul 28, 2009, Source: Sadly, No!

Kristol presented the strangest argument against health care reform to date.

Posted on: Jul 24, 2009, Source: Sadly, No!

It's true!

Posted on: Jul 23, 2009, Source: Sadly, No!

The founder of "Free Republic" wants to overthrow the government. Here's his wingnut manifesto.

Posted on: Jul 4, 2009, Source: Sadly, No!

Personally, I would have gone with 'impudent ingrate.’

Posted on: Jul 3, 2009, Source: Sadly, No!

The horror!

Posted on: Aug 5, 2008, Source: Sadly, No!

"And so, in conclusion: Fuck you, chicken. Fuck you for tasting so good and then betraying us to our enemies."