Stories by Will Durst
Will Durst is a political comic, syndicated columnist, AM radio talk show host and defense liability.
For Sen. Ted Stevens, who is so concerned with the content of the cable channels he subscribes to, I have one thing to offer: You don't like something on your TV? TURN IT OFF!
Posted on Mar 9, 2005, Source: AlterNet
Let us now settle in for the most serious and consequential of all the awards ceremonies: The 12th Annual Will Durst Thank God For These Liquid Squeezebags Because I'm a Comic Awards.
Posted on Feb 25, 2005, Source: AlterNet
You can't put it any more simply. Rich people richer. Poor people poorer.
Posted on Feb 22, 2005, Source: AlterNet
Rule 1: Whenever President Bush uses the words: "tax relief," "mandate" or "bipartisan," drink a shot of beer.
Posted on Feb 2, 2005, Source: AlterNet
A horror movie sequel that will leave you in chills.
Posted on Jan 24, 2005, Source: AlterNet
I have compiled a list of the top ten news stories eliciting humor in 2004 – because it’s your right to know.
Posted on Dec 28, 2004, Source: AlterNet
It happens every year: People start fussing and fighting so loudly you can barely hear those dogs barking out "Jingle Bells."
Posted on Dec 21, 2004, Source: AlterNet
Dems need to pass through denial to acceptance in order to move on.
Posted on Dec 11, 2004, Source: AlterNet
This week's release of the 30th annual National Political Logic Commission survey is highlighted by some of the greatest gaps in reason and rationality in the history of the study.
Posted on Dec 1, 2004, Source: AlterNet
I've almost even gotten used to the fact that the side who told the scarier lies won.
Posted on Nov 11, 2004, Source: AlterNet
Elvis is back in the building! Although a bit pale and thin, Bill Clinton goes on the road to rally for Kerry in the final week of the campaign.
Posted on Oct 28, 2004, Source: AlterNet
After a string of hurricanes in Florida, is God trying to tell us something?
Posted on Sep 28, 2004, Source: AlterNet
The Governator's appearance is puzzlingly successful; Cheney and Miller continue a logic-free smear campaign.
Posted on Sep 8, 2004, Source: AlterNet
The GOP is parading a bunch of stunt Republicans on the convention podium.
Posted on Aug 31, 2004, Source: AlterNet
There's something a little creepy about the Primary Wonder Boy John Edwards.
Posted on Jul 29, 2004, Source: AlterNet
Report from Tuesday's round two: Obama-rama meets Reagan-palooza.
Posted on Jul 28, 2004, Source: AlterNet
Questions continually arise as to why they bother to hold these over-staged inflato-events when the bulk of the proceedings could be conducted in a corner booth at Denny's over a Grand Slam Breakfast.
Posted on Jul 28, 2004, Source: AlterNet
Kerry will let house cool after rousing night with Clintons; meanwhile, a new campaign slogan – "shove it!"
Posted on Jul 27, 2004, Source: AlterNet
Sorry Dubya, not all questions are as easy as 'madman vs. America.'
Posted on Jul 21, 2004, Source: AlterNet
The senator from North Carolina is smilier than a beauty queen prancing down a sequined runway past the judges' table.
Posted on Jul 14, 2004, Source: AlterNet
A day to celebrate a land that guarantees its citizens justice, equality and the right to the pursuit of happiness, a right Jennifer Lopez seems intent on pushing way past any arbitrary limits.
Posted on Jun 30, 2004, Source: AlterNet
Frequently asked questions about Ronald Reagan's funeral.
Posted on Jun 16, 2004, Source: AlterNet
Allow me to weigh in with my "Saint Ronnie Died For Our Sins Exoneration Collection."
Posted on Jun 8, 2004, Source: AlterNet
When the going gets tough, the tough send other people's kids to fight to keep gas under $2 a gallon.
Posted on Jun 1, 2004, Source: AlterNet
The city of Cambridge becomes the first municipality to legally marry a gay couple in the State of Massachusetts.
Posted on May 18, 2004, Source: AlterNet
A memo from Rummy to Dubyah about how to handle the recent Abu Ghraib prison scandal.
Posted on May 10, 2004, Source: AlterNet
A woman's right to choose has been nibbled at to where the danger exists that before long, there will be no right left at all.
Posted on Apr 20, 2004, Source: AlterNet
An apology is seen as a sign of weakness. The French apologize. In America, we find it much better to forge forward ignoring all obvious mistakes.
Posted on Apr 8, 2004, Source: AlterNet
The little boys who cried 'the other side is nothing but a bunch of big fat liars.'
Posted on Mar 31, 2004, Source: AlterNet
Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia responds to calls for recusal with a 21-page memo that boils down to this: he doesn't want to, he doesn't have to, so he won't.
Posted on Mar 23, 2004, Source: AlterNet
Folks on the street are incredulous a bona fide celebrity actually got nailed for anything.
Posted on Mar 10, 2004, Source: AlterNet
Will Durst presents the Will Durst Thank God For These Liquid Squeezebags Because I'm a Comic Awards.
Posted on Mar 2, 2004, Source: AlterNet
As the race approaches its close, we take a look the progress we've made thus far in the 2004 Democratic primaries.
Posted on Feb 24, 2004, Source: AlterNet
I have this burning desire to hear him say it out loud. "Sorry, my mistake."
Posted on Feb 13, 2004, Source: WorkingForChange.com
A handy primer on this week's biggest story.
Posted on Feb 6, 2004, Source: AlterNet
So, grab your socks and drop your cocktails, here they come, this year's Grannies.
Posted on Feb 2, 2004, Source: AlterNet
Impress your friends and coworkers by knowing who won the coveted 'In Your Face, You Liberal Weenies Award.'
Posted on Jan 28, 2004, Source: WorkingForChange.com
Whenever George W. mentions the liberation of the freedom-loving Iraqi people, the last person to grab his throat in a choking motion has to drink four shots of beer.
Posted on Jan 20, 2004, Source: AlterNet
Characterized by the exchange of money for favors, Mad Politicians Disease could spread from the halls of congress to the mightiest office in the land.
Posted on Jan 6, 2004, Source: AlterNet
Who are these people and why are they saying such outrageous things? Looks like it's time for the 2003 Totally Full of Crap Award.
Posted on Dec 11, 2003, Source: AlterNet
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