Stories by Will Durst
Will Durst is a political comic, syndicated columnist, AM radio talk show host and defense liability.
Impeachment just isn't proper punishment for the evil, cowardly, imperialistic slime buckets of the Bush administration.
Posted on Mar 15, 2006, Source: AlterNet
This year, the self-control award goes to George Bush for visiting India and not asking where the teepees were.
Posted on Mar 2, 2006, Source: AlterNet
Really, who
hasn't mistaken a six-foot lawyer wearing a blazing orange vest for a quail?
Posted on Feb 24, 2006, Source: AlterNet
President Bush is starting to make less sense than a polar bear sipping a sloe gin fizz on an escalator.
Posted on Feb 17, 2006, Source: AlterNet
If George W. makes up a word like 'strategerie' or 'deteriorize,' drink four shots of beer.
Posted on Jan 31, 2006, Source: AlterNet
Republicans are in dire need of ethics reforms -- and I have some suggestions.
Posted on Jan 24, 2006, Source: AlterNet
'It seems the Democrats have given up their right to ask Alito further questions, and they are now lying slumped over the Committee table.'
Posted on Jan 13, 2006, Source: AlterNet
I predict that the 2007 Freshman Congressional class will be known as the Abramoff Babies.
Posted on Jan 6, 2006, Source: AlterNet
If corporate America doesn't have a merry, profitable Xma$, then the terrorists have won.
Posted on Dec 23, 2005, Source: AlterNet
Dubya doesn't care if you're white or black -- he just cares if you're rich.
Posted on Dec 15, 2005, Source: AlterNet
For a more informed nation and a fully rebuked President, I'm here to finish off the Bush Administration's Report Card.
Posted on Dec 9, 2005, Source: AlterNet
Frequently-asked questions about President Bush's 'Plan for Victory.'
Posted on Dec 6, 2005, Source: AlterNet
It's actually not that difficult to come up with a list of things to be thankful for.
Posted on Nov 26, 2005, Source: AlterNet
Bush returns to his favorite cheap tactic, calling his critics traitors.
Posted on Nov 18, 2005, Source: AlterNet
Here's how Libby's legal team will run his defense.
Posted on Nov 8, 2005, Source: AlterNet
Watch the Dems try and fail to capitalize on the GOP's deep doo-doo predicament.
Posted on Oct 24, 2005, Source: AlterNet
Why do all the usual suspects on both sides of the aisle have such a high twitch going about Harriet Miers?
Posted on Oct 14, 2005, Source: AlterNet
Mr. DeLay and ethical lapses are not unfamiliar dance partners. They go together like Chaplin and jerky film.
Posted on Oct 4, 2005, Source: AlterNet
Introducing a new line of fresh nonsense can be a tricky business, but Bush managed it well in his New Orleans speech.
Posted on Sep 22, 2005, Source: AlterNet
Katrina quotes, with interpretations.
Posted on Sep 12, 2005, Source: AlterNet
When Katrina came, I hiked up my skirts and ran like a little school girl. And I am extremely glad I did.
Posted on Sep 6, 2005, Source: AlterNet
At least Pat Robertson is speaking the truth about our foreign policy.
Posted on Aug 25, 2005, Source: AlterNet
Who exactly is this Peace Mom anyway?
Posted on Aug 18, 2005, Source: AlterNet
Not only does the President not believe in evolution but ironically, he has become his own best argument.
Posted on Aug 11, 2005, Source: AlterNet
Like a floundering hurricane losing wind speed over a land mass, the 'war on terror' has been downgraded to a struggle.
Posted on Aug 3, 2005, Source: AlterNet
'The reporters won't get off the Karl Rove-Valerie Plame story. They're like rabid wolverines and I'm the wounded bunny.'
Posted on Jul 14, 2005, Source: AlterNet
This week, America was treated to a rare double dose of the President talking out of both sides of his mouth.
Posted on Jul 5, 2005, Source: AlterNet
Here's what endangers our troops: greedy cretinous toad leaders who send them 12,000 miles away to a desert to fight a war based on lies. Not telling the press that you are disgusted by reports of torture.
Posted on Jun 23, 2005, Source: AlterNet
I'll tell you what endangers our troops: greedy cretinous toad leaders who send them 12,000 miles away to a desert, to fight a war based on lies.
Posted on Jun 23, 2005, Source: AlterNet
Why do politicians always insist on lumping all drugs together? Even a fourth grader can tell you that crack is to pot like an uzi is to a banana. Crack: kills. Pot: giggles.
Posted on Jun 9, 2005, Source: AlterNet
"Speaking with us today is one of the men who spent some time at the eye of the Watergate storm..."
Posted on Jun 6, 2005, Source: AlterNet
Now, even though it doth protest too much,
Newsweek is backing down like a badly beaten mule at cliff's edge.
Posted on May 19, 2005, Source: AlterNet
PETA acts as a wacky counter balance to the NRA in terms of embarrassing the two major parties on a fair and equal basis.
Posted on May 5, 2005, Source: AlterNet
Hey, you crazy faithful, how 'bout a hand for the Doctor Senator Reverend Indian Chief Bill Frist. Could that guy sweet talk the chrome off the bumper of a '57 Ford or what?
Posted on Apr 29, 2005, Source: AlterNet
How far would the majority go to defend one of their own?
Posted on Apr 21, 2005, Source: AlterNet
Obviously, politics, like beauty, is in the eye of the beholder, but in terms of idealogues, this administration has developed a serious case of conjunctivitis.
Posted on Apr 15, 2005, Source: AlterNet
Pope! plans to go behind the sacristy to reveal the intrigue and romance that goes into a new pope-picking.
Posted on Apr 7, 2005, Source: AlterNet
I want to live. As man, vegetable or refreshing side order of fruit salad with strawberry yogurt sauce. Hell, I never thought I'd make it this far to begin with.
Posted on Mar 30, 2005, Source: AlterNet
Got to admit it's not completely the 43rd president's fault. This whole wimp thing is obviously a congenital condition inherited from 41.
Posted on Mar 24, 2005, Source: AlterNet
Will Durst offers 30 U.S. foreign policy extreme makeover slogans.
Posted on Mar 17, 2005, Source: AlterNet
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