Stories by Will Durst
Will Durst is a political comic, syndicated columnist, AM radio talk show host and defense liability.
Gonzales is apparently suffering from situational amnesia. In his recent appearance before the Senate Judiciary Committee, he was unable to recall anything ... 45 times.
Posted on Apr 25, 2007, Source: AlterNet
The job of mocking, scoffing and taunting Republicans these days is almost too easy.
Posted on Apr 13, 2007, Source: AlterNet
The World Series of presidential politics may be 19 months down the road, but the players are already lacing up their cleats. Here's a look at the field.
Posted on Apr 5, 2007, Source: AlterNet
We got ourselves a Battle Royale between the two gnarliest branches of government that a tree has ever see. Watch Executive Privilege do battle with the People's Right to Know.
Posted on Mar 26, 2007, Source: AlterNet
These days the Department of Justice has become the Department of Just Us. And that us, doesn't include you or me.
Posted on Mar 14, 2007, Source: AlterNet
Here's a few of the rumored service improvements members of the 7-mile club can expect to see coming to a jetway near you.
Posted on Mar 5, 2007, Source: AlterNet
Celebrities have their award shows -- so should politicians. Welcome to the: "Thank God For These Liquid Squeezebags Because I'm a Comic" Awards.
Posted on Feb 16, 2007, Source: AlterNet
Satirical musings on the president and rehab.
Posted on Feb 9, 2007, Source: AlterNet
I'll root for the Colts, as their fair city has never won ... anything ... ever, except the record for auto accidents over Memorial Day weekend.
Posted on Feb 1, 2007, Source: AlterNet
A California Democratic Assemblywoman plans to introduce a bill that will make spanking a child under three years old a crime. Do we really need a law here?
Posted on Jan 22, 2007, Source: AlterNet
When Omar Bradley talked about fighting the wrong war, at the wrong place, at the wrong time, and with the wrong enemy, he was predicting Bush.
Posted on Jan 16, 2007, Source: AlterNet
This is the time of years people decide to change their nefarious ways. Diet. Quit smoking. More exercise. Stop invading countries. Less killing of innocent people. The list goes on ...
Posted on Jan 4, 2007, Source: AlterNet
There's something on this list for everyone -- even Saddam Hussein and Jason Alexander.
Posted on Dec 27, 2006, Source: AlterNet
Enough of the demonstrations from political pundits of fake concern for Sentator Johnson's health.
Posted on Dec 18, 2006, Source: AlterNet
If we had a president with a penchant for the written word, perhaps he would have given the Iraq Study Group's report a brief scan.
Posted on Dec 12, 2006, Source: AlterNet
With another two years to go before the '08 election, pundits and presidential hopefuls are jumping the gun.
Posted on Dec 6, 2006, Source: AlterNet
Conservatives can hardly say the new Speaker's name without talking about her alarming Bay Area values. But what does that mean?
Posted on Nov 13, 2006, Source: AlterNet
So Kerry botched a joke; the president botched a war.
Posted on Nov 3, 2006, Source: AlterNet
If this is what winning in Iraq looks like, you really,
really don't want to see what losing looks like.
Posted on Oct 26, 2006, Source: AlterNet
Fe fi fo fum. I smell the blood of some Republicans ...
Posted on Oct 13, 2006, Source: AlterNet
In the face of overwhelmingly lurid evidence, Hastert's major priority was to cover his ass.
Posted on Oct 11, 2006, Source: AlterNet
Getting branded 'the devil' by Hugo Chavez was probably easy duty compared to a week of being dubbed 'torture king' by renegade conservatives in DC.
Posted on Sep 21, 2006, Source: AlterNet
The people have had it with Bush and co.'s load of Iraq BS, and we ain't buying it anymore.
Posted on Sep 14, 2006, Source: AlterNet
It's been five years, and I think both President ('He can run, but he can't hide') Bush and Osama bin Laden are hiding.
Posted on Sep 8, 2006, Source: AlterNet
In an hour-long press conference, the president introduced the new official buzz phrase of the Iraqi occupation: the word 'wrong.'
Posted on Aug 23, 2006, Source: AlterNet
It's time to fight back against Bush and his toadies for diverting the money to screen for liquid bombs to fight a war against the wrong people.
Posted on Aug 14, 2006, Source: AlterNet
The GOP-dominated Congress just barely missed pushing through a bogus minimum wage bill that also would have eliminated the estate tax.
Posted on Aug 8, 2006, Source: AlterNet
...or something else causing him to behave like a stone-crazed loon.
Posted on Jul 28, 2006, Source: AlterNet
We've got some spoiled fruit running the country, and he's loose playing frat boy diplomat with the big kids.
Posted on Jul 21, 2006, Source: AlterNet
After attending to important personal business -- like filing the scuff marks off his cloven hooves -- DeLay seems ready to jump back into electoral politics.
Posted on Jul 14, 2006, Source: AlterNet
There's a whole plethora of American icons in danger of being bespoilt that Republicans can exploit. Let’s take a look, shall we?
Posted on Jun 29, 2006, Source: AlterNet
Given the stupidity and corruption that have reigned in Washington the last five years, it seems like no ideas are better than what we have now.
Posted on Jun 23, 2006, Source: AlterNet
Good news: Abu Musab Al Zarqawi is dead. Bad news: 72 virgins in heaven just filed a restraining order.
Posted on Jun 20, 2006, Source: AlterNet
Let us take a couple of moments to band together, spray ourselves with SPF 450, and look at the upside of overheating.
Posted on Jun 12, 2006, Source: AlterNet
George W. Bush possesses the unique ability of turning naptime at a pre-school into a 'critical moment in our nation's history.'
Posted on May 12, 2006, Source: AlterNet
It's not complicated: Bush is an oilman, his father is an oilman, and all the people who gave him money that put him in the White House are oilmen.
Posted on May 4, 2006, Source: AlterNet
Even Karl Rove's role has diminished -- I imagine he needs more personal time to file the scuff marks off his cloven hooves.
Posted on Apr 21, 2006, Source: AlterNet
Because news of his leakage has been leaked, the Leaker-in-Chief is seriously involved in heavy duty leakage control.
Posted on Apr 13, 2006, Source: AlterNet
If you ask me, the term 'guest worker' is another way of saying, 'Welcome! Kneel!'
Posted on Apr 3, 2006, Source: AlterNet
Bush keeps saying that the war is going well, so I'm trying to find a bright side to xenophobic genocide.
Posted on Mar 22, 2006, Source: AlterNet
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