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Enron traders gave their pet projects nicknames; Fat Boy, Death Star and Get Shorty were, essentially, code for Pillage, Rape and Run. We've found more overlooked names.
When addressing Middle Eastern leaders, Bush employs the irritable but impotent language that people use when talking to their dogs. If only diplomacy was as simple as "Sit!"
Employees of Arthur Andersen took to the streets Wednesday in a '60s-style "protest" designed to look spontaneous. Our reporter slipped into the protest "planning sit-in" and heard this...
Last week, it was reported that the US is considering building a radio transmitter to broadcast programming in Iraq with the intent of fomenting opposition to Saddam Hussein.
The administration has made clear that volunteerism will continue to be a theme throughout Bush's tenure. Numerous other plans are in various stages of development, a few of which are outlined in this satire.
Bush expands the budget of the Children's Health Insurance Program to subsidize something called "abstinence education" and initiate medical coverage for the unborn.
This transcript reveals an audiotape of President Bush practicing an early version of the State of the Union address that appears to be written by the president himself.
Last weekend President Bush was reported to have choked on a pretzel, passed out and suffered a bruise on his cheek after hitting the floor. Yeah, right.
A list of shocking rules for Bush's military tribunals, including "If a lawyer cannot be found for the defendant a suitable chimpanzee will serve as counsel."
