Forget about American Idol. Here comes American Candidate, the gameshow in which 100 political hopefuls will strut their stuff hoping to be picked by couch potatoes nationwide to run for president.
"As all you men out there should be aware, there are two distinct forms of crying: the bad kind and the good kind. The bad kind of crying is exhausting, depressing, even humiliating -- that is, it's real. The second kind, the fake kind, is far more rewarding. In fact, ever since I discovered the benefits of a good, Hollywood-inspired blubber, I have been addicted."
