Stories by Liz Langley
Liz Langley is a freelance writer in Orlando, FL.
In my new political party, Anyone But Bush Again, all you have to do is vote for the one guy running against Bush who has a shot of winning.
Posted on Jun 5, 2003, Source: AlterNet
A new study claims that excessive worship of celebrities is a bona fide mental disorder.
Posted on May 1, 2003, Source: AlterNet
My initial experience with the Museum of Sex mirrored a lot of people's initial experience with actual sex: five minutes in I was really confused.
Posted on Feb 25, 2003, Source: AlterNet
Reality TV hits rock bottom with a mockery of economic hardships that even has the president of CBS apologizing.
Posted on Jan 22, 2003, Source: AlterNet
A UFO cult called the Raelians claims to have cloned a human baby. True or not, at least it has livened up the nightly news.
Posted on Jan 3, 2003, Source: AlterNet
Dressed in tights, cape and mask, Terrifica seeks boozy women out in bars late at night to try to save from themselves.
Posted on Nov 27, 2002, Source: AlterNet
Why not change the name of the next space mission to "Temptation Station" and provide attractive models to entice astronauts with rum drinks and hot-tub parties?
Posted on Oct 24, 2002, Source: Orlando Weekly
Twenty-four hours in Salem is just enough time to visit the Witch Dungeon, the Witch Museum and the Witch House -- and buy enough souvenirs to offset the whole creepy experience.
Posted on Oct 22, 2002, Source: AlterNet
Failing to give kids enough knowledge of condoms and other protection is like refusing to teach them to drive even though you know they have enough money for a down payment on a car.
Posted on Oct 3, 2002, Source: Orlando Weekly
You should never in your life have said any of these things: "Do you want to hear my poem?" "George W. is a brilliant man." "I'd like to dedicate this award to my Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ." "I got Buffett tickets."
Posted on Sep 19, 2002, Source: Orlando Weekly
Women may be more selective; they may not catcall men on the street, but females have extremely healthy, horny, voracious appetites for skin, just like men do.
Posted on Sep 6, 2002, Source: Orlando Weekly
A new study suggests that women whose partners don't wear condoms are happier than women whose partners do -- could it be that semen makes you happy?
Posted on Jul 12, 2002, Source: AlterNet
You always hear people urging childless women to have kids, but you will never find anyone asking a mother of three, "Was that last one necessary?"
Posted on Jun 5, 2002, Source: Orlando Weekly
Alternate-fueled vehicles may seem fringe, but they're inarguably more patriotic than SUVs. Isn't independence from foreign oil what all the flag-waving is about?
Posted on May 22, 2002, Source: Orlando Weekly
Why is the DEA so fearful of a little seed, when it gives us great-tasting brain food?
Posted on Feb 1, 2002, Source: Orlando Weekly
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